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Post by DebuRaito on May 3, 2018 17:30:12 GMT 8
*Ambrose music started playing and he came out to it*
Cole: Ambrose is looking fit tonight, I hope he can get the rematch he didn't have last week.
Coach: Shouldn't the importance be place on finding out the culprit for his assault?
Corey: You're right Coach, the COO promised to give us an answer tonight.
Dean Ambrose got the mic and made his way into the middle of the ring.
Ambrose: Last week, I wasn't here because of a certain son of a b!tch who kicked my ass while I wasn't watching. But tonight, I have my guard up, and if anyone dares to lay their hands on me again, you've got a hell lot of pain coming for you.
*The crowd cheered!*
Ambrose: So WWE Universe, what do you say? Do you think we should kick off the night with the main event of last week? A match between me, and the World Heavyweight Champion, Bret, The Hit Man, Hart?
*The crowd popped even harder*
Ambrose: I guess we have an answer, come on Bret! Make your way down here right now!
*Bow Down To The! Bow Down To The King!*
*The crowd booed*
Triple-H: Hold on Dean! Just hold on! I have some good news and bad news for you. The bad news is, I said you will get your title shot opportunity if you beat the current champion last week, BUT! You didn't, and you lost your chance at the championship as long as Bret Hart is still the World Heavyweight Champion.
*The crowd booed some more*
Dean looked absolutely devastated and annoyed.
Ambrose: You know very well, why I couldn't make it last week. So what good news is there for me?
Triple-H: The good news is, we found footage of your assaulter last week, and tonight, you're going to get your chance to lay your hands on him instead.
The titantron proceeds to pay out the CCTV footage and showed the assault on Dean Ambrose.
Cole: Oh my god! It's Renee Dupree!
Corey: Renee Dupree is back!
Coach: Unbelievable!
Dean Ambrose rubbed his knuckles as he prepared to get the revenge he seek for ruining his title opportunity.
*In the backstage*
D-von Dudley, while collecting funds for his church, ran into Mae Young who proceeds to flash her puppies at him.
D-von: Oh hell no! Madam, I am the Reverend, and I ain't not no into your puppies. But if you'd like, I will gladly accept your donations.
Mae Young: Sure I will give myself a hand~
May Young proceeded to give D-von a hickey and ran away...
*At the man's locker room*
Batista is unpacking his bag as Goldust sneaks up behind him.
Goldust: Do you like my Shattered Dreams Productions...?
Batista: What the f*ck?! Since when were you here?!
Goldust: Always good to gold lying around you, isn't it?
Batista: I'm not in a good mood Goldie, pissed off!
Goldust proceeds to inhaleeeeeee as he rubbed his hands against his chest. The Animal has had enough as he threw his bag at Goldust before The Bizzare One ran out of the locker room. Batista gave chase immediately.
*Backstage interview with Renee Young and Bret Hart*
Renee: So Bret, what do you feel about my husband, Dean Ambrose, not being able to come after your title anymore because of an unjustified assault?
Bret: It's a pity, and I think it shouldn't be that way. I have a lot of respect for that man, but what he needs right now, it to avenge his wrong by beating his assaulter tonight.
Renee: On another note, the number one contender tournament final is taking place tonight, who do you think might have a better chance?
Bret: Between Roman Reigns and Jinder Mahal? Come on seriously, do you really need an answer?
The World Heavyweight Champion proceeds to walk away.
Tonight's Match Card:
Dean Ambrose VS Renee Dupree Goldust VS Batista D-von VS Mae Young Roman Reigns VS Jinder Mahal (Bret Hart Guest Ringside Announcer) Brutus Beefcake VS AJ Styles
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Post by DebuRaito on May 18, 2018 19:21:43 GMT 8
The Phenomenal One's music played and out came AJ Styles to, once again, a loud ovation from the crowd.
Corey: AJ Styles is here tonight, hoping to get a win after his lost to Jinder Mahal last week.
Coach: That must have been a huge blow to him, a really LOW BLOW, if you get what I mean.
Cole: Unpredictable things happen in WWE everyday, even The Phenomenal One will have his bad days
Brutus Beefcake came out shortly after to a surprisingly quiet crowd.
Corey: On the other hand, Brutus is looking forward to add another win under his belt after his victory after Mae Young last week.
Coach: Not again, we have to see this old man wrestle again?
Cole: Don't be rude Coach, you seen him wrestle last week, he got the moves!
Coach: Yea, he beat Mae Young, mother friggin Mae Young!
The match started with Styles going for the offense, raining down a chain moves on to the The Barber, a phenomenal combinations. But Brutus is unfaze at all, taking his time to counter The Phenomenal One moves and showing off his classic style of wrestling. AJ is getting frustrated as his moves constantly got countered in to Beefcake's favor. After a good 10 minutes of back and forth, Brutus managed to do a surprise roll up for a victory!
Coach: I can't believe it! RIP AJ Styles! You're getting buried by an old man!
Corey: That wasn't a bad match, I was really surprised by the moves that Brutus is able to put up!
Cole: Amazing match, 2 amazing competitors, 1 amazing match!
Coach: What the f**k is wrong with you guys...?
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Post by DebuRaito on May 18, 2018 19:36:14 GMT 8
*At a backstage segment*
Batista was seen knocking on the COO's door, before going in and saw The Game playing WWE 2k18 on his PS4 in his office.
Triple-H: Hey Dave! Great to see you here! I am playing this wrestling simulator game and I have a random feud in my storyline, Batista VS Goldust, I think that would fit in your schedule perfectly tonight!
Batista: I was just about to talk to you about my title opportunity, I know I lost the match last week, but there is definitely a way you can put me back in the title picture right?
Triple-H: Listen Dave, I can't just put you back in like that, you have to earn it, like everyone else!
Batista: Come on Hunter, I stopped filming Guardians of the Galaxy 3 for your sake, and that's how you going to treat your biggest star?!
Triple-H: Now you're pissing me off, no one is bigger than the business, now you either get your ass out there right now for your match, or you're fired!
Batista: Fine, I'll make things easier for you, I QUIT!
Batista proceeded to leave the room, slamming the door behind him. The camera then pan to see The Game resuming his game.
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Post by DebuRaito on May 18, 2018 19:50:20 GMT 8
Dean Ambrose music played and out came The Lunatic Fringe.
Corey: Ambrose is finally having his first match tonight, after failing to make it for his match against The World Heavyweight Champion.
Cole: I sure hope he get his revenge, he had his title opportunity snatched right under his nose from him.
Coach: I am not too sure about this Renee Dupree is a talented wrestler, he won his first title with La Resistance at a tender age of 19, this is going to be interesting!
Renee Dupree's music played for the first time in many years and the french tickler came out to a surprising huge pop!
Cole: That wasn't a reaction I was expecting from the crowd, they are cheering the man who has robbed Ambrose of his title opportunity!
Corey: The Universe must have miss the french man so much that no matter what he does, he will be cheered
Coach: That's how it should be, I'm putting my money on Dupree to win tonight!
Before the bell even rang, Ambrose already went on a rampaging assault to Dupree, firing a series of punches in his face and slamming him into the ring steps before throwing him back into the ring. But the french tickler fought out of the rampage, grabbing Ambrose head and locking it in before throwing him into the ropes. Yet once again, Ambrose bounce back from it and delivered a wacky line, before setting Dupree up for a dirty deeds. 1, 2, 3! It was over!
Corey: I guess you're losing money tonight Coach.
Coach: Dean didn't play fair, he was consumed by rage and anger.
Corey: Do you blame him? He is the most promising superstar out there!
Dean Ambrose continued a post match assault on to Dupree, covering the french man in a pool of his own blood until officials have to come out to pull The Lunatic Fringe away from Dupree's dead lifeless body.
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Post by DebuRaito on May 18, 2018 19:57:46 GMT 8
Oh Testify! D-von music played as he rushed to the ring with his donation box and collecting funds from the WWE Universe.
Coach: Oh Testify! Reverend D-von is the best D-von!
Cole: Well, I am not agreeing but I'm not disagreeing either.
Corey: Let's just get this over and done with guys!
Mae Young came out next to a huge pop from the WWE Universe as she clumsily make her way down the ramp to the ring.
Coach: Look at the way she walks, she probably isn't in any shape to wrestle. I wonder which stupid medical team cleared this old woman to compete tonight.
Cole: Have faith in our medical team Coach. If they say she is fit, she IS fit.
Corey: That's right Cole, she is a Diva-saurus~
The match started with D-von immediately delivering a sucker punch to Mae Young, and the old poor old lady don't even know what he hit her. The Reverend continued his barrage of offense with a series of strikes, keeping up a string of attacks. The match looks like to be over, until at one point, Mae Young pulls up her shirt and revealed her puppies! D-von got shocked and seems to be weirdly enchanted by Mae Young's saggy breasts, the old lady took this bizarre point to her advantage and proceeded to poke the Reverend in his eye before locking in to a modified clutch by wrapping her legs around D-von's neck - talk about athleticism! But sadly, there is only so much an old lady can do before D-von broke her hold and lift her up for a Saving Grace. D-von went for the cover, got the 3 count and the victory.
Post match, D-von Dudley is still feeling weird out by his sudden state of euphoria. He quickly slapped his face twice before running back to the backstage without even celebrating his victory.
Coach: That is one weird and twisted match...
Cole: I have to agree with you on this one Coach, The look on The Reverend's face is priceless.
Corey: I have nothing to say...
The set was cleared before the medical team escort Mae Young to the backstage to see if she suffered any major injuries. But surprisingly, she looked as fit as a fiddle before hopping off the ring steps by herself, back into a wheelchair provided by the medical team, and got wheeled to backstage.
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Post by DebuRaito on May 20, 2018 16:29:08 GMT 8
Bret Hart music rang out as The World Heavyweight Champion make his way down the ramp to the commentary table to join the 3 commentators for the main event tonight.
Cole: Welcome Champ! It's an honor to have a legend such as yourself to be with us tonight.
Bret: Thank you Cole, I am interested to see who's my next challenger as well.
Coach: Bret, do you have a favorite to pick from this 2 competitors?
Bret: I would love to fight the best of the best to improve myself, and definitely there is someone here who is obviously better than the other.
Roman Reigns music played as he made his way through the crowd in to the arena for his match.
*The WWE Universe is mixed in a chorus of cheers and boos*
Coach: Have you ever wondered why Roman always received a mix reactions from the crowd?
Cole: I'm not sure Coach, but you'd better watch what you say about our company's top dog before you get replaced by Byron Saxton.
Corey: Oh no... I wouldn't want to work with Byron again...
Jinder Mahal's music started to play as The Modern Day Maharaja makes his way to the ring to a chorus of boos from the WWE Universe.
Coach: Oh yeah, I loved The Modern Day Maharaja!
Corey: Enough with your man crush Coach, Jinder Mahal has got a tough match tonight.
Cole: That's right Corey, The Big Dog won't go down easily to anyone.
Bret: Both of you are right, but whoever won here, will definitely get a tough match next week. *smirk*
The match began with Roman locking Mahal up in a headlock, choking The Modern Day Maharaja before slamming him to the ground. But Jinder Mahal immediately recovered and delivered a spinning kick right to The Big Dog's face. Roman was unfazed, he continued to work on Jinder's back with a big suplex before hitting him right in the kidney where it hurts with a huge punch. The Modern Day Maharaja then tried to return the favor with a big lariat but The Big Dog dodged out of the way before rebounding himself back with a Superman Punch!
*The WWE Universe somewhat popped*
Roman readied himself with a huge roar to set up for his Spear but when The Big Dog ran towards Mahal, The Modern Day Maharaja turned it around and countered with a big Khallas and immediately went for the cover. 1! 2! And a kick out by The Big Dog!!!
Coach: That was unexpected!
Bret: Come on Coach, do you really think a cobra clutch slam is going to finish off Roman Reigns?
Coach: ...
*Michael Cole & Corey Graves chuckled*
The Singh Brothers then appear at ringside from the crowd and Sunil Singh threw a chair in from under the ring while Samir Singh distracts the referee by feigning interference. The Modern Day Maharaja grabbed the chair and readied himself to hit The Big Dog, measuring him in anticipation for him to get up.
But The World Heavyweight Champion has seen enough, he went over and grabbed Samir Singh before throwing him into the barricade, before putting Sunil Singh over the ring steps as well. Jinder Mahal got distracted by the Champ's interference before he turned around and got rammed down by a Spear from The Big Dog!!! Roman Reigns went for the cover, 1! 2! 3! Roman Reigns is the Number One Contender for Bret's World Heavyweight Championship!!!
Coach: That isn't classy, Bret shouldn't have done anything, he isn't in the match after all.
Corey: And the Singh Brothers are? You should think before you speak Coach.
Cole: Love it or hate it, Roman Reigns is going to face Bret Hart for the World Heavyweight Championship next week as he might have a chance at being a 4-time World Champion.
The World Heavyweight Champ entered the ring and had a stare down with The Big Dog before Bret extends his hand out for a handshake. Roman Reigns thought for a while before grabbing the champion's hand with a firm grip before the show cuts to black.
*Week 2 END*
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